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Why I Like The High FiveThe high five is way past trend status. It is a part of our culture. While our youth, and certain Presidential candidates "pound" it, this may still be just a trend. The high five is forever. I think it should stay forever. There are a few
reasons why I like the high five and unfortunately for you I am about to
disclose them. --------------------------
---------------------------------- The first reason; it's fun. Pretty simple, I like
doing it. The second reason; because when people attempt to high five and
bungle it you have to laugh. Who does not think to themselves upon seeing
two people completely miss each other's hands "Wow, they are so un-cool. I am so
embarrassed for them." The third reason; you know when you give someone a high five
something good has just happened. Perhaps someone has just won the Super
Bowl or the World Series. Someone could have just landed some girl's phone
number that he does not have a chance in heck of going on a date with.
Remember when you found out that OJ Simpson was going to actually serve time and
be held accountable for something he had done? How many high fives did you
give that day? My wife and I shared a high five yesterday. If you are
married with children it is the best kind of high five a couple can share.
It is the high-five that occurs when you get in the car after you drop your two
kids, both under the age of two off, at their Aunt's house for the day so that
their parents can have an entire day to themselves. What did we do on this glorious day. We went to lunch, the
doctor, ran some errands and took a glorious, precious nap. Yeah!
Thanks April. You might ask yourself if this was worthy of a high five.
You bet your ass it was. We might not have been going to Disney World
afterwards but taking a nap was just as good and a heckuva lot cheaper. Certain things occur that are not worthy of a high five.
Getting a bill in the mail does not qualify. Toothaches are not worthy.
No one has ever high-fived anyone after hitting a deer. The point is
the high five is the international symbol for "it's going to be a good day." Now for a little history of the high five. There are many
different ideas for the origin of this form of expression. It seems that the first time it was used and exposed to the
world at large was in 1977 at a Dodgers game. Dusty Baker hit a home run
and as he crossed the plate on-deck hitter Glenn Burke raised his hand and Dusty
slapped it. Also in 2002, students at the University of Virginia (their
claim, not mine) originated the first National High Five Day. You do not
believe me, check it out here,
National High Five Day. There is one more reason I like the high five. It requires
two people. You cannot perform a high five by yourself. Well you can
try but you might look silly doing it. Since it does require two people it means that you have someone
with you that you can share whatever joy it is that you have just experienced.
That alone, sometimes, is worth it. ---------------------------------
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