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How To Become A Vampire
As promised here is the follow up to my article in which I informed the public on the best ways to become a werewolf.
Today I discuss becoming a vampire. In my research for
this article one of the surprising things I discovered is that there really
are a great deal of real honest to goodness vampires out there.
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Perhaps the large numbers of vampires out there is due to the vast number of ways that one can become a vampire.
The first few I found interesting but it is already too late for those who are just trying to save money on a costume by becoming the real deal.
If you were born with teeth or an extra nipple you might be a vampire. If you were born with extra hair or a red birthmark you might be a vampire. If you were conceived on a holy day or were weaned too early you might be a vampire. If your mother did not eat enough salt during pregnancy you might be a vampire and if your mother was stared at by a vampire while she was pregnant you might be a vampire.
The follow methods can still be accomplished by most people but you are going to have to get busy because it means you first have to die.
If a cat or some other animal jumps over your corpse you are probably going to become a vampire. If a shadow falls on your corpse or a candle passes over the corpse the odds are good that you will be sucking blood very soon.
Personally I would go with the tried and true measure which is to be bitten in the neck by someone who is already a vampire. You will go straight from the living to the living dead without the costs of a funeral. It is tough economic times after all. If you do not know any vampires at the moment you can just Google "vampires" and you will find a large number of real vampires that will help you out.
To de-vampire yourself it looks like you are going to have to use the whole "stake through the heart" method. Just something to consider before you make your decision.
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PUBLISHED 10/28/08
Halloween News Alert! The John McCain-Stingy Jack Controversy
The origins of Halloween go way back and can be found in the ancient Celtic Festival of Samhain. It is a festival to celebrate the end of the harvest.
for the rest of the article click here (John McCain, Stingy Jack, Jack O' Lantern, Jack Olantern, Halloween Fun Facts)
PUBLISHED 10/23/08
The Memory Of A Gold Fish
It has been suggested that an Elephant never forgets. I cannot verify this, I do not no many elephants. I do not know many facts to be true about elephants. On a recent trip to a zoo and the elephant exhibit a zoo representative did fill us in on the size of an elephants vagina. I will offer that to anyone on a need to know basis and I do not think anyone really needs to know.
for the rest of the article click here (memory of a gold fish, 3 second memory, three second memory)
PUBLISHED 10/21/08
It Is Not Easy Being Green
When I have paper towels I am happy. When I do not have paper towels I am a little bit shaky even nervous.
for the rest of the article click here (Al Gore, King of Green, paper towels, polar bears, going green)
PUBLISHED 10/17/08
Good Humor and Kind Words Spoken At Alfred E. Smith Dinner
If you watched the news stations yesterday you probably got a glimpse of the Alfred E Smith Memorial Dinner.
This dinner is held annually and during election years there are usually two keynote speakers which happen to be the two Presidential candidates.
for the rest of the article click here (Barack Obama, John McCain, Alfred E. Smith, Memorial Dinner, good humor, kind words)
PUBLISHED 10/14/08
Sometimes You Have To Eat The Rat
Sometimes doing something difficult can be the best thing. Everybody goes through difficult times. Many times we do not have a choice.
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