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How To Become A Werewolf
Honestly there are really only two classic evil characters commonly used in literature and now in popular media. The vampire and werewolf would be those creatures.
Many people do not realize that with the tough economic times we
are going through, some people are trying to save on the high cost of a really
good costume by actually becoming a werewolf or a vampire.
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In the first of a two part series I am going to discuss how to become a werewolf. It can be a little tricky but hey, if it saves you 75 bucks it just might be worth it.
If you were not fortunate enough to be the spawn of two werewolf parents or the seventh son of two extremely reproductive parents then you can always try the magic salve. You rub this all over your body and the next thing you know you are very hairy and your fingernails will need a good trimming.
You can find this salve at Wal-mart. The manufacturers fearing sales would not be as brisk if they focused on the whole "you might become a werewolf" side-effect decided against naming it Wolfy Oil or Lotsa Hair. Instead they decided to name it using a non-specific name and simply called it K-Y Jelly. I am guessing it has other uses as well.
In certain European countries it is believed that you can become a werewolf if on a certain Wednesday or Friday, you slept outside on a summer night with the full moon shining directly on your face. I believe the certain day coincides with penny beer night at your local tavern. Many people have attempted to stumble home, forgotten their way, passed out on the grass and woke up in the morning as a werewolf.
Just so you know, being a werewolf does not have to be a life long sentence. There are in fact certain remedies. The Greeks and Romans believed that you could cure people of lycanthropy (a.k.a werewolfitis) through exhaustion. Therefore following the current political campaigns should offer a sure-fire cure.
There are some in Germany who think the cure is to call the werewolf three times by his/her Christian name. Of course if your parents named you Princess Sunshine you might have a problem with this cure.
A Danish belief is that you can cure a person of lycanthropy simply by scolding it. You might want to use the following modern, suggested scolding, "Bad werewolf. You are a very bad werewolf. You should not have eaten my cat. Bad werewolf! You are in time out."
Of course you can be shot with a silver bullet but this remedy might have long term effects that you might not find desirable.
I am sure you cannot wait to find out how to become a vampire.
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PUBLISHED 10/28/08
Halloween News Alert! The John McCain-Stingy Jack Controversy
The origins of Halloween go way back and can be found in the ancient Celtic Festival of Samhain. It is a festival to celebrate the end of the harvest.
for the rest of the article click here (John McCain, Stingy Jack, Jack O' Lantern, Jack Olantern, Halloween Fun Facts)
PUBLISHED 10/23/08
The Memory Of A Gold Fish
It has been suggested that an Elephant never forgets. I cannot verify this, I do not no many elephants. I do not know many facts to be true about elephants. On a recent trip to a zoo and the elephant exhibit a zoo representative did fill us in on the size of an elephants vagina. I will offer that to anyone on a need to know basis and I do not think anyone really needs to know.
for the rest of the article click here (memory of a gold fish, 3 second memory, three second memory)
PUBLISHED 10/21/08
It Is Not Easy Being Green
When I have paper towels I am happy. When I do not have paper towels I am a little bit shaky even nervous.
for the rest of the article click here (Al Gore, King of Green, paper towels, polar bears, going green)
PUBLISHED 10/17/08
Good Humor and Kind Words Spoken At Alfred E. Smith Dinner
If you watched the news stations yesterday you probably got a glimpse of the Alfred E Smith Memorial Dinner.
This dinner is held annually and during election years there are usually two keynote speakers which happen to be the two Presidential candidates.
for the rest of the article click here (Barack Obama, John McCain, Alfred E. Smith, Memorial Dinner, good humor, kind words)
PUBLISHED 10/14/08
Sometimes You Have To Eat The Rat
Sometimes doing something difficult can be the best thing. Everybody goes through difficult times. Many times we do not have a choice.
for the rest of the article click here (developing courage, developing integrity, developing self-confidence, building self-confidence)
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