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by Dan Bimrose Dan Bimrose

ABOUT - E-MAIL DAN

I Am Back and I Am Shooting Blanks

First of all it took me longer than I expected to get back on-line. I felt that I had this great idea with the whole vasectomy thing. I built it up and then due to a move and problems with the cable company I was not even able to get back to you by the big day. I apologize greatly. I swear the next time I have surgery that involves pain and a sensitive subject I will play it up big.

That being said I will let you in on my post-op perspective on V-day. Quite frankly it went far better than expected. True having a needle injected into your scrotum is never a good thing but I got through it and even drove myself home from the doctor. I was a bit light headed and still numb from the local anesthetic.

That night I kept waiting for the immense pain and swelling that some had warned me about. I bought my bag of peas and jock strap which I utilized and both did help. Uncomfortable is probably the best way to describe how it felt at the worst.

I walked slow but only because I had a sense that I needed to. I feel that way even now though and it is just under a week since the procedure was done. Running up the stairs would not be a good idea but walking up them is no problem.

There was no swelling to speak of. My biggest complication was nauseousness and dizziness which I attribute mostly to the pain medication.

Mentally I feel relieved that the issue of future children is over. Believe it or not though, even after having five children, there was still a part of me that felt disappointment that I could not have any more children. Perhaps I am insane.

Well, that is that. I guess we move on to other things.
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