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Countdown To Dan's Vasectomy
In 1907 Indiana introduced a bill authorizing "Compulsory sterilisation of any confirmed criminal, idiot, rapist or imbecile in a state institution". Thank goodness I'm not in a state institution.All kidding aside, after five beautiful kids, 50 perfect fingers and 50
perfect toes I have decided to call an end to my candidacy for most fertile
father. My campaign funds are running low and I have lost the support
of my wife which is an obvious necessity in maintaining my campaign.
I am currently thirty eight years old and I would like to pass on the torch
to other younger more qualified candidates. Brad Pitt is a current
frontrunner since he has the bank account and apparently the sperm count to
support this endeavor.
I have chosen to be vasectomized. In honor of this event I have added a fun new feature to coffeeandprozac.com. That being the brand new countdown to Dan's vasectomy timer.
Furthermore, I declare that every Monday until the deed is done will be Vasectomy Monday. Topics of discussion will be vasectomy humor, facts, and history.
Why would I want to memorialize and publicize this event in my life? Good question.
Using humor often has the effect of easing a comfortable situation. I am sure that there are other men interested in this procedure but a little leery about taking it on. I would like them to know that they are not alone.
So I could say that I am doing this for a higher purpose. I am seeking to render harmless the "goods of men" for the good of all mankind.
In case you are concerned there will be NO before and after photo's.
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